Tre House Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bar - Chocolate Crunch
For the first time in your life, your taste buds and brain buds are about to become best buds. Delivering melt-in-your-mouth chocolate goodness, our Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bars whisper sweet, sugary nothings to your taste buds before bubbling your brain buds up to a Martian zip code. All you gotta do is divvy these bars into pieces, take your preferred dose, and find your cruising altitude. Pop back a couple pieces for a functional microdose, four to six for a groovy euphoria, and seven or more to rappel down the Universe’s soft-white underbelly!
Product contains dairy and is manufactured on equipment that processes products containing nuts.
- 15 squares of mind-melting chocolate per bar
- Proprietary mushroom extracts blend
- Available in Churro Milk, Cookies & Cream, Fruity Cereal & Chocolate Milk flavors
- All-natural ingredients
- 1 square = a mild buzz
- 4 squares = serious elevation
- 7+ squares = table for one on Mars
Milk Chocolate Bar – Microdose Mushrooms
Excited yet? We can tell. Now, take a moment, let in a calming breath, and imagine, for a second, the taste inside a sweet ‘n’ yummy chocolate mushroom bar. Its creamy, chocolate goodness satisfies the sweet tooth with just one chocolate square, indulging the taste buds in a scrumptious, decadent aroma.
Imagining that? Got it pictured in your mind? Okay, but now you’re also lit AF!
These Magic Mushroom Chocolates are downright tasty—and also mind-meltingly potent! Our proprietary blend of mushroom extracts includes a combination of nootropics, adaptogens, and a pre-blend of tryptamines. They may feel like magic in chocolate form, but these soft chews aren’t traditional magic mushrooms.
Benefits:
- Body Buzz
- Euphoria
- Relaxation
- Cerebral Effects
- Mind-Melting Fun
Available Flavors:
- Churro Milk
- Cookies & Cream
- Fruity Cereal
- Chocolate Milk
Directions for Best Results:
If you have experience with edible THC products, these chocolates are kinda similar. Like THC gummies, these bars also take around an hour or more to incite their euphoric effects, so patience is key with our chocolate bars. Don’t fall for the classic rookie mistake of going back for a second chocolate bar serving. Take your desired dose and wait to ride the waves of mushroom magic.
If you’re just beginning your shroom adventures or looking for a chill microdose, one chocolate square is perfect. Need a little more oomph? Four mushroom chocolate squares are ideal for those chocolate cavaliers breaking free from their comfort zone. And seven or more mushroom chocolate squares? Well, we recommend that serving size to space cowboys who have a higher tolerance—and dual citizenship on the moon.
Perfect for You If:
This trippy chocolate bar is perfect if you want a break from the status quo. Each bar’s effects feel euphorically similar to our THC gummies, but their creamy, chocolate sweetness (mixed with mind-melting mushrooms) makes for an experience all its own.
What’s the “Magic” in Our Magic Mushrooms?
These “Magic Mushroom” products contain a proprietary blend of liposomes and nootropics that activate the same receptors in the brain as traditional psychedelic mushrooms. This revolutionary mushroom blend is carefully crafted to promote cognitive function and overall well-being. It’s formulated with the highest quality liposomes, which are microscopic spheres that deliver nutrients and compounds directly to your cells. This ensures maximum absorption and efficacy.
Our mushroom blend contains a combination of safe, natural ingredients that work together synergistically to optimize brain function. These include such natural supplements as lion’s mane mushroom, 5-HTP, and Rhodiola Rosea. These ingredients have been scientifically proven to enhance focus, memory, creativity, and mood.
What sets our “Magic Mushroom” blend apart is its unique ability to target the same receptors in the brain that are responsible for psychedelic effects. It is designed to promote mental clarity and focus, reduce stress, and enhance overall well-being. With regular use, you can experience heightened cognitive function and a greater sense of overall vitality.
The reason why our mushroom products yield a positive psychotropic effect is that research suggests many of these “serotonin agonists” can individually yield a psychotropic effect, if the user consumes enough of these ingredients at one time. However, the body is unable to process these ingredients all at once, in their normal state. With our proprietary formula and delivery system, they’re able to hit the receptor site all at once, which triggers an optimal effect. The ingredients are first converted into a smaller, evenly homogenized particle size to trick the user’s body, in a sense, into feeling like they’re consuming much more than they actually are. All those ingredients hitting the receptor site at the same time triggers a highly bioavailable and efficacious blend of all ingredients, all at once—yielding an intensely euphoric effect.
Here is a list of all of the “active” ingredients used in our proprietary liposomal blend: 5-HTP (a.k.a. 5-hydroxytryptophan), Rhodiola Rosea, Lion’s Mane, Mimosa Hostilis Root, Phenylethylamine Hydrochloride, Cyanocobalamin (B12), Cholecalciferol (D3).
We take pride in the quality of these products, as well as the science behind it. This proprietary blend has been tested and proven to be safe and effective, and we are confident that you will see and feel the results!
Warning: These mushroom chocolate products may cause psychotropic effects. These bars are not intended for use by those under the age of 21. Do not drive or operate any heavy machinery when using any TRĒ House products!
The ingredients of our chocolate bars affect everyone in different ways, so it is essential that you consult your primary physician before using any TRĒ House products.
- Do not use this product unless recommended by your doctor
- Do not use more of this product than recommended by your doctor
- Do not use this product if you are pregnant, nursing, or under 21 years of age
- Do not use this product if you have any diagnosed or undiagnosed health conditions
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SHIPPING POLICY
All of our products are stocked in our distribution facility in Upstate NY (we do not dropship from other vendors except some of our bulk flower is shipped direct from the farm). Orders are typically processed and shipped within 24 hours of the time they are placed. All flower, pre-rolls or unprocessed hemp products are shipped via USPS, UPS or FedEx.
Our goal is to provide you with absolute best customer experience possible. If you have any questions, concerns, feedback, or even new product ideas that you’d like us to carry, please do not hesitate to contact us! We want to hear from you!